Perr’s Blog

Forgive me for not blogging in such a long time. I’ve been too busy with school, work and fantasy basketball. (which by the way i’m kicking ass in) I captured first place with a 1200 point lead and have been basking in the top view for quite some time now. Can’t nobody stop me thanks to Peja, Hedo, Monta, J rich, Martin, Bynum, big Al, lewis and of course his truly (we must bow before we speak his name) king James. What an unstoppable team. The season is almost over and I doubt anyone will catch up; not with this all star team killing it.

My team has been great from the start. It seems like i was the only one enjoying all of the trash talking.

Here are a few of my trash talking posts:

1. I saw a picture of your teams game on a milk carton, apparently it’s missing.

2. Don’t forget to sign my get well card, cuz my team is so SICK.

3. Rename your team cigarettes, cuz my team is SMOKING you.

4. My team is Bynumite. (only works if you have Bynum on your team)

5. No need to apologize, your game is sorry enough.

6. Your game is like swiss cheese, full of holes.

7. Better hire a maid cuz my team is messing you guys up.

8. We are all witnesses. (you need Lebron on your team)

9. Lebron is so sick he gave me LEBRONCHITIS (again you need the King to use this one.)

10. You don’t wanna be me you wanna be better than me.

(this was a key line for me mid-season because it caused the downfall of another team. Juanito aka team I am legendary got so inspired by this famous lebron nike commercial quote, he tried his hardest to acquire all the adidas members like mcgrady, billups and garnet just so he could post the line “we not me”. He ultimately gave up too much for them and suffered countless injuries. He now resides in 7th place out of 13.) You should put up a toll booth juan, because teams just keep passing you.

11. We don’t need a mic…our game speaks for itself.

12. Get the lysol out cuz my team is just messing you guys up.

13. Your teams game needs to hit the weight room cause it’s so weak.

14. Your team needs to get some coppertone lotion cause they just got BURNED.

so ya I think thats about it. I had some other ones but i don’t think they’re worth posting. If you have any you would like to share, feel free to post them, I’m gonna need some for next year.

I would also like to apologize for my picture of the week column. I think Ive missed quite a few. I’ll be sure to post a hand full of pictures to make up for it. For now here is a picture taken a few weeks ago. If you look to the top left corner you’ll see (bow) King James handling the rock about to posterize some dude. Oh and equally as important, thats me and my girlfriend Ashley on the bottom. She has a mighty squeeze.

I didn’t have my camera this week because my parents took it with them to the Philippines.  So i decided to take one out of the archives.  This was two years ago at the Bahamas.  Hopefully this will entice people to join the cruise trip raymond and tess are suggesting at the end of this summer.  (more details will be posted later)

In honor of the nba all star weekend last week I decided to post the most incredible RP (resource protection) all star squad as this weeks Picture of the week. I dropped by to catch up with the boys and have a few laughs. These guys are hilarious. I never really considered it work whenever we had the same shift. From right to left: Yonas (He was always the mastermind of all the pranks. Good times buddy), greg (never really worked with him, i don’t know why he got in the picture), Raymond (code name: beast), Mike L. (You must have nightmares of your old department after working in RP. welcome to the All star team.) and then yours truly. M.I.A. : My buddy Carlo (code name: Carloco), Ryan (code name: Hypnotic eyes), George (code name: the professor). Retired: Mr. Karossi, Harris (code name: wolverine. This guy would always get himself in the weirdest/funniest situations. he was a living joke) I’m juss kidding Harris, seriously it was fun working with you. The Other veterans were juanito, Nicole, Butler and Moore. This was probably the best job I ever had. Here is your shout out boys, keep in touch.

valentines day 08

Frankenstein (aka ashley) and I decided to avoid the crowd and celebrate valentines day on friday.  I picked her up from school and just went out for lunch at a place called Hot house.  Props to my boy Yonas for suggesting the place.  This was a much better place than the westin harbour hotel we went to earlier for her birthday.  We ordered chipotle mussels, naan bread and pesto.  It was one of the best meals i’ve ever had.  Ashley is now addicted to mussels, i guess thats why she can’t get enough of me.  (this is where i flex my muscles).  Anyways i hope you guys had a great valentines day.  We sure did.

Sorry I’ve been slackin on the blogs.  I’ve encountered some problems with uploading pictures on the site.  Turned out it was just too big of a file…such an idiot…I’ve also been busy with school.  I friggin hate it.  This is my last year and hopefully i won’t have to deal with that stuff anymore.  January and February is also busy months for birthdays.  I’ve had a couple of birthday parties i had to attend.  Not to mention my girlfriends 23rd birthday.  Even she is really busy, i only had time to take her out for lunch.  We ended up going to the westin harbour hotel (Toula restaurant).  It sucked.  I ordered risotto because i always see it on the food network and shows like hells kitchen.  Everyone who ordered it looked so satisfied.  I wanted to satisfy my palate as well so i ordered the dam $20 risotto.  IT’S JUSS FRIGGIN RICE.  cheesier rice.  It’s like trying to make kraft dinner a lot better by adding hot dogs, more cheese and using pasta  bow ties instead of the regular shells.  In the end it’s still just kraft dinner.  Just like risotto is still just rice.  It’s just a more expensive kinda rice.  Don’t get me wrong, it tasted good but i need some meat inside me.  (Thats what she said)

This birthday was special. It was my girlfriend, Ashley’s 23rd birthday. Happy Birthday babe. My friend decided to take a picture of us like a kaleidoscope. It turned out awesome. You can call it what you like, but i’m naming it Cyclops pimp. Looks like i get a birthday present too. Two Ashley’s, Think of the possibilities people………..Too bad i have no mouth.

Rohith makes it into the picture of the week again. This was Ruths birthday party at a paintball club in pickering. Look at Rohiths pants. He’s wearing scrubs. Those are the thinnest pants you could wear to go paintballing. He’s not even wearing a cup. You could imagine the fun we had hunting him down. Ruth got out of a lot of birthday paintball beats because of him. Also the reason why i look so padded is not because of extra clothing. It’s all muscle.

This is Ashley’s new dog Homer. He is 9 weeks old and is a Lhasa apso. I have no idea why she decided to name him Homer. I tried my hardest to convince her into naming him Admiral Awesome or Captain Woof. Look at him, that face is clearly an Admiral awesome.

This is la familia. It was my grandmothers birthday so we all went out for some chinese food.

 

My buddy juan seems to be feelin the groove as he pulls out his dance moves. Too bad the girl on the left is trying to run away from him. I don’t blame her. DEENIED.