Perr’s Blog

Forgive me for not blogging in such a long time. I’ve been too busy with school, work and fantasy basketball. (which by the way i’m kicking ass in) I captured first place with a 1200 point lead and have been basking in the top view for quite some time now. Can’t nobody stop me thanks to Peja, Hedo, Monta, J rich, Martin, Bynum, big Al, lewis and of course his truly (we must bow before we speak his name) king James. What an unstoppable team. The season is almost over and I doubt anyone will catch up; not with this all star team killing it.

My team has been great from the start. It seems like i was the only one enjoying all of the trash talking.

Here are a few of my trash talking posts:

1. I saw a picture of your teams game on a milk carton, apparently it’s missing.

2. Don’t forget to sign my get well card, cuz my team is so SICK.

3. Rename your team cigarettes, cuz my team is SMOKING you.

4. My team is Bynumite. (only works if you have Bynum on your team)

5. No need to apologize, your game is sorry enough.

6. Your game is like swiss cheese, full of holes.

7. Better hire a maid cuz my team is messing you guys up.

8. We are all witnesses. (you need Lebron on your team)

9. Lebron is so sick he gave me LEBRONCHITIS (again you need the King to use this one.)

10. You don’t wanna be me you wanna be better than me.

(this was a key line for me mid-season because it caused the downfall of another team. Juanito aka team I am legendary got so inspired by this famous lebron nike commercial quote, he tried his hardest to acquire all the adidas members like mcgrady, billups and garnet just so he could post the line “we not me”. He ultimately gave up too much for them and suffered countless injuries. He now resides in 7th place out of 13.) You should put up a toll booth juan, because teams just keep passing you.

11. We don’t need a mic…our game speaks for itself.

12. Get the lysol out cuz my team is just messing you guys up.

13. Your teams game needs to hit the weight room cause it’s so weak.

14. Your team needs to get some coppertone lotion cause they just got BURNED.

so ya I think thats about it. I had some other ones but i don’t think they’re worth posting. If you have any you would like to share, feel free to post them, I’m gonna need some for next year.

I would also like to apologize for my picture of the week column. I think Ive missed quite a few. I’ll be sure to post a hand full of pictures to make up for it. For now here is a picture taken a few weeks ago. If you look to the top left corner you’ll see (bow) King James handling the rock about to posterize some dude. Oh and equally as important, thats me and my girlfriend Ashley on the bottom. She has a mighty squeeze.

Sorry I’ve been slackin on the blogs.  I’ve encountered some problems with uploading pictures on the site.  Turned out it was just too big of a file…such an idiot…I’ve also been busy with school.  I friggin hate it.  This is my last year and hopefully i won’t have to deal with that stuff anymore.  January and February is also busy months for birthdays.  I’ve had a couple of birthday parties i had to attend.  Not to mention my girlfriends 23rd birthday.  Even she is really busy, i only had time to take her out for lunch.  We ended up going to the westin harbour hotel (Toula restaurant).  It sucked.  I ordered risotto because i always see it on the food network and shows like hells kitchen.  Everyone who ordered it looked so satisfied.  I wanted to satisfy my palate as well so i ordered the dam $20 risotto.  IT’S JUSS FRIGGIN RICE.  cheesier rice.  It’s like trying to make kraft dinner a lot better by adding hot dogs, more cheese and using pasta  bow ties instead of the regular shells.  In the end it’s still just kraft dinner.  Just like risotto is still just rice.  It’s just a more expensive kinda rice.  Don’t get me wrong, it tasted good but i need some meat inside me.  (Thats what she said)

For those who know me well enough, know that clubbing is on the top of my pet peeve list, next to glitter on peoples faces and toe socks. I just hate toe socks, those things make me shiver. Only two things can convince me to go clubbing: the first, of course is the GF. (otherwise she threatens to wear toe socks) and the second is if a really good friend of mine is having a birthday party and just wants to get smashed. So my bro Tristan decided to have his birthday at blvd room on Saturday Jan 12, 2008 and i decided to attend. I’ll admit I had a good time. I was able to pull some of my dance moves and more importantly i caught up with some old friends. It was definitely a blast from the past. I give this night two thumbs up.

Ok snowboarders.

Here is a little more info on what exactly is gwanin. We plan to party it out, much like my friend Rohith (as seen on picture of the week) at Blue Mountain february 8,9, and 10. Here is the link http://bluemountainchalets.com/hotdeals/index.html prices are shown on the site. The more people that reach the cheaper it’s gonna be, do the math people. (don’t forget to include the price of booze. So if you love snowboarding, partying, and passing out on the floor make sure you let me or tess know. Lets Do it up people. I’ve already got drinks with your name on it. 

Ok guys (guys=girls as well) lets start planning this snowboarding trip. Maybe we can even rent out a cottage for the weekend and include a little HOT TUB action. Just make sure we include the girls this time. So if your down for a boat loud of good times, then join me and help organize the most awsomest mini winter vacation ever. This picture is entitled man soup. Told you there would be some sexy pics.

First off i would like to thank my cool cousin Ryan for giving birth to my own website. I believe YOU (the reader) owe him some gratitude as well because you now have an awesome website that will provide important information, funny shit, sexy pictures of me, and more importantly my opinion.

So without further adieu, lets cut the ribbon and open this awesome and sexy website for all to enjoy. I Perr cruz would like to welcome you to Perrcruz.com.