Perr’s Blog

March 3, 2008

March 1, 2008. Cruzing

cruzing

I didn’t have my camera this week because my parents took it with them to the Philippines.  So i decided to take one out of the archives.  This was two years ago at the Bahamas.  Hopefully this will entice people to join the cruise trip raymond and tess are suggesting at the end of this summer.  (more details will be posted later)

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